The first is a book quiz to see which book you are. I got:
by Joseph Heller
Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your senseof humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of people.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
The other is a LOST nickname generator from the islands ne'er-do-well Sawyer. Stephen was Capn Lou Albano... don't know how he got that name given the questions it answers. I did it twice and the first time got "Grasshopper" and the second I was "Mr. Zippy" Take your pick... Go give them both a try, it's pretty fun :)