Tuesday, August 12, 2008

TMI Tuesday - The Rushed Edition

I'm back after a week of travel and I'm still playing catch up, but did want to keep pace with TMI Tuesday since I missed last week!

1. What is your favorite song to have sex to?

I don't have a favorite song particularly. Just depends on what's playing 'in the background' :) But back when I was younger, and thought the whole seduction thing was paramount and planned, Anita Baker's album Rapture was a great soundtrack-o-love!

2. What is your vision of hell?

Being in a room of "Uber Christians" who are witnessing to me; telling me I should open my mind when they refuse to open theirs.

3. In the film made of your life, who will play you?
Danny DeVito
Honestly I have no clue. The seemingly obvious answer would be a tall actor, but Brad Garrett just doesn't do. I think I'll turn this question outward and ask the readers....
Who should/could play me in a movie?
4. What is the one thing you most urgently need to tell your mom?
That I need her back here. But I have a feeling she knows that already.
5. What will be carved onto your tombstone?

Hee! That was fun. Make your own tombstone here!

And the bonus: What is your drag name (which would be, first name: the name of your first pet; last name: the name of the street you grew up on)?

Dino Catawba. But does that have the same sparkle as Pixie Rimjob? (don't ask)


The Troll said...

That rocks! Thanks much.

Just Kevin... said...

Andy Griffith!! Not the 'Matlock" version but somewhere between 'No Time for Sargeants' and Mayberry. And before your Southern denial kicks in, I was thinking all those teeth, the hair and the open friendly way about you....or maybe it's the way you say 'Goober'!

Lea in SC said...

You asked: Michael Phelps. But there'd have to be someone else doing a voiceover because he has SUCH a freakin speech impediment.

Anonymous said...

Is there a cross between Chris Noth and Nathan Lane somewhere?

cb said...

I like Pixie Rimmer...

Bunny said...

I think Kyle Secor of Homicide: Life on the Street should play you. He's tall (not quite your height) and very cute. He'd have to lighten his hair, but that's no big deal.

All the other tall guys I can think of are (were) too homely and/or too old to play you. Vince Vaughn, James Cromwell, Donald Sutherland, Fred Gwynne, James Arness, Ken Howard, Fred Dryer, Richard Moll.

Max's Dad said...

How about Rex Grossman? I'd do anything to get him into another line of work!