Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Hello, your 15 minutes are up, thank you, good bye....

Last night I was doing some writing with the TV going in the background and I heard the advertisement for Disney's "A Christmas Carol" with Jim Carrey.

It struck me as I listened to it that even if I had not heard the name Jim Carrey, I would have known it was him simply by the fact that I've heard it all before... again and again and again. He's like Tom Cruise; a good actor, but he's not the character he plays, he is himself AS that character. Jim Carrey is not Ebenezer Scrooge, he's not the Grinch, he's not Ace Ventura, he is Jim Carrey pulling out the same sight and sound gags that he's beaten the dead horse with since he first played Fire Marshal Bill on In Living Color. Don't get me wrong, it was funny... 15 years ago. Since then it's as old and predictable as Cats.

So while griping on FB last night about Jim Carrey, I thought of others that are far extending their time of fame and really do need to step aside or come up with something so new we don't recognize that it's you! Here's the top list of offenders in my humble opinion....

Obviously... Jim Carrey - See rant above

Jack Black

WTF is this fool about anyway? I've never missed a Disney movie in the theaters since Aladdin came on the scene, but I didn't see Kung Fu Panda in the theaters because I just couldn't get past the fact that this idiot was at the helm. I did, ultimately, see the movie and I do like it. Mostly because A) the rest of the cast is fun and Dustin Hoffman is priceless. and B) You don't actually SEE Jack Black. I remember seeing The Holiday and thinking it was a cute story, but was SURE that Kate Winslet's inner monologue was:
"Bloody Hell! Cameron gets to snog on Jude Law and I get.... THAT?!?!?" Where's my agent?"
I guess not since Andy Kaufman has there been someone who continued to be famous just for being an idiot.

Jay Leno

I actually like Jay Leno. Not as a talk show host, but as a stand up comedian he was priceless. I think the reasoning behind his show this fall isn't so much that "Ooohhh... America loves Jay and will revolt and fall into the ocean if we don't have him on TV somehow" it's more "We don't want to have to pay for another series in the 10pm slot so let's just pay one and take him well past his 15 minutes." Still, he could have said no. Did Johnny Carson keep milking that pig? NO... Sorry Jay, time to go.

Twilight & Vampires

Now before Lea in SC throws an aneurysm, let me define this one a little differently. I don't think Twilight's time has come and gone, but we're close if you don't hurry up and launch this damn movie. Was the first movie good? Yeah, it was OK.... if I were a 16 year old girl I may have enjoyed it more as we took incredibly LOOOOOOOONNNNGGGGG boring shots of Kristin Stewart pining inwardly for the vampire boy she wants, but maybe shouldn't have because her hangnail could mean her instant death but her heart will go on blah blah blah.... yeah, young teen love is great, but let's get to more killing.

Anyway, this movie sparked Vampalooza and created so many vampiric spin offs that the market was quickly saturated with a fad that could not last. The first movie was uber-hyped and produced an overall 'meh from much of the world, yet we do want to see the next installment. However, this phenom has hit its apex and Vampire popularity is starting to dwindle. If Twilight wants its moon to stay new, it better launch before we're so tired of Vampires it's not tossed into the same "ho hum" heap that CW's Vampire Diaries was in before it even had a chance to be liked. Twilight, your 15 minutes aren't up, but you're rounding 10 minutes and to reset the clock you need to get going.


Java said...

Going in reverse order: yep, true, oh-please-someone-put-him-out-of-my-misery, and um... wait a minute. Generally I agree with you. With most Carrey movies, if you've seen one you've seen them all. However, did you ever see The Majestic? He plays a serious role in that movie, and the movie has a good message. Sure there are snippets of that same Jim Carrey of whom we've come to be tired, but overall he did a pretty good job.

I'd like to add Adam Sandler to your list, though. He was close to good in Spanglish, but there isn't a lot of depth to his acting.

Max's Dad said...

That's great. I agree with all of it except I'd drive that stake through the heart of Twilight RIGHT NOW if I could.You wanna know hell? Going with Max to Year One starring Jack Black. Going to Yes Man with Max to see Jim Carrey. Watching Twilight on DVD and unable to comprehend how Kristen Stewart, the female version of Bill Paxton, gets acting jobs. Unreal!

Lea in SC said...

Oh my, I am going to really make you roll your eyes here but Vampire Diaries is really good. The DVR is set every Thursday at 8PM. And vampires are not on the way out...there's another good year or two left before they are outta here. True Blood is way too successful and Twilight...well, it's just out of control. But I am still looking forward to New Moon and the last two movies. The first movie sucked because they had no money and so special fx were cheesy and because Kristin Stewart is freakin wooden. I put up with her just so I can look at Rob, thanks very much. But the hype is getting ridiculous - agreed. But it ain't going anywhere, so get ready to bitch some more, and for a while longer!!